by CR, London
"It's the little joys in life... Out for my daily exercise earlier and decided to have a stroll on the common. Everyone was doing very well at social distancing, no more than two people together at any point. In the distance one couple was out with their metal detectors.
'How much you found?' shouted the man to his companion.
Her response: '£15'
'Cor blimey, and I've found £4.40!'
Not a bad treasure hunting session for them."